Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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