I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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