Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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