8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Randomize
