Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
barbara walters just said penis...
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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