Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
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