You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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