Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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