he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
We need a shit load of segways right now
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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