yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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