..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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