Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
Randomize
