Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
Sober January is a disaster.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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