Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
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