tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
smell my finger.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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