He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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