can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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