Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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