A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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