He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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