her vagine was all disorganized.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
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