If I had a nickel for every time I've used a condom, I'd have... two nickels.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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