HIV tests are more positive than that guy
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
