did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
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