Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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