Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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