possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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