i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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