go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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