You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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