so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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