1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
i would one night stand the shit outta him
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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