so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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