How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
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