no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
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