Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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