Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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