Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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