operation harelip BJ is a go
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Someone signed my nipple.
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