Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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