So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
Actions speak louder than pants.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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