Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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