Christians are straight up FREAKS
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
do herpes really smell.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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