I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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