the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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