NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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