google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
The iPhone is ruining my ability to sex message. My 5-year-old cousin just picked up my phone at my grandmas birthday party and read "I wanna stand you up and fuck you from behind" to my entire extended family bc of popped up on my screen
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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