Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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