Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I stole a fireplace last night.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
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