Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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