Small penises have feelings too.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
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Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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