we're blogging at a bar
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
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