At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Who put my cat in the fridge?
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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