yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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