Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
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