I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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