Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
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