Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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